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  • 15/09/18 03:18:00
    Bác Sáu ơi, bác cho Liz hỏi, có cách nào định giá lại một chiếc máy tính bởi các bộ phận cấu tạo nên nó ko ạ? Liz cám ơn bác
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  • Trang mạng http://tinyurl.com/y​9asb7ax có cuộc thi dịch Anh- Việt. Chờ xem ý kiến mọi người
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  • Trump’s balls and the little old lady….
    Years from now Trump is out of office and, being a brilliant entrepreneur and a stable genius, decides to open a bank. In the corner of his new enterprise he installs a gold plated office with a large window through which he can watch the goings-on of his bank minions.
    One fine day a little old lady comes in dragging a huge shopping bag full of cash, all large denomination bills. Getting to the teller window she announces she’d like to open account...
    Trump’s balls and the little old lady….
    Years from now Trump is out of office and, being a brilliant entrepreneur and a stable genius, decides to open a bank. In the corner of his new enterprise he installs a gold plated office with a large window through which he can watch the goings-on of his bank minions.
    One fine day a little old lady comes in dragging a huge shopping bag full of cash, all large denomination bills. Getting to the teller window she announces she’d like to open account at Trump Bank, but that first she’d need to briefly speak to Mr. Trump.
    “Well, Mr. Trump is a busy man, m’am”, the teller replies.
    “Do you not see how much money I want to deposit here??? Do you want to be the one to tell Trump I went away and deposited it elsewhere???”, the little old lady asks.
    Fearing Trump’s reaction, the teller disappears into the bank and returns after a while: “Mr. Trump will see you, but only for five minutes.”, the teller reports.
    The little old lady then proceeds to drag her bag of cash back into Trump’s office.
    “How did you come to have so much cash?”, Trump asks .
    “Well, I make bets.”, the little old lady replies.
    “What kind of bets?”, the now curious Trump asks.
    “Well, for example, I’ll bet you $10,000 that your testicles are square.”, the little old lady says.
    “What?…Are you serious?” Trump asks. “Dead serious.”, the little old lady replies.
    Trump, thinking he can make a quick buck from a little old lady who’s lost her mind, takes the bet.
    “There’s only one caveat…” the little old ladys says…. “and that is that I need verification, so I’ve arranged for your ex-vice president Mr. Pence to come in with me tomorrow morning at 9:30 AM as an impartial observer.”
    “Fine with me!” Trump says… “Pence is one of my largest investors!”
    That night Trump goes home and examines his testicles from every angle to see if there’s some way they could be construed as being square…”No way!” Trump exclaims to himself. “Easy money!”
    The next morning the little old lady shows up with Pence who stands outside Trump’s office and peers in intently through the window. Trump proceeds to drop his pants for the verification and the little old lady cups his package in her hands turning it this way and that, all the time glancing over at Pence.
    Suddenly Pence outside the office starts screaming and beating his head against the office window….
    “What’s wrong with Pence????” Trump inquires to the old lady.
    “Well it might have something to do with the fact that yesterday I bet him $250,000 that I’d have your balls in the palm of my hand by 10:00 this morning!!!!!”

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  • Chuyện 18+ -
    One day in the future, Donald trump has a heart attack and dies.
    He immediately goes to Hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil." You're on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
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    Chuyện 18+ -
    One day in the future, Donald trump has a heart attack and dies.
    He immediately goes to Hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil." You're on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
    Donald thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.
    In it was Barack Obama and a large pool of water. Barack kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
    "No," Donald said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and it would ruin my hair. I don't think I could do that all day long."
    The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Donald.
    The devil opened a third door. Through it, Donald saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
    Donald looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this."
    The devil smiled and said…
    "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

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      0 · 25/07/18 02:53:57
  • @HQ - Hình như thấy trang CĐHĐ và Thông báo không ăn khớp với nhau. Ví dụ thấy câu của Gia Hân và Anh Đào có trên Thông báo nhưng không có trên CĐHĐ
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      0 · 11/07/18 01:36:53
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