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Sáu que Tre
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  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
    I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
    They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
    What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
    What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back...
    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
    I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
    They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
    What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
    What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

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  • @HQ - Nhờ HQ tổ chức một buổi họp mặt cùng với các bạn khác chừng chiều tối thứ 7 này được không?
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      1 · 03/10/18 02:37:47
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  • 15/09/18 03:18:00
    Bác Sáu ơi, bác cho Liz hỏi, có cách nào định giá lại một chiếc máy tính bởi các bộ phận cấu tạo nên nó ko ạ? Liz cám ơn bác
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  • A Cambridge prof was obsessed with studying arachnids, particularly spiders. So obsessed that he had a pet spider that he named Peter.
    Peter aided him a lot in his research, and a few months later the professor announced an important breakthrough in the field of arachnology.
    The lecture hall had a full audience, made up of journalists, fellow professors, spider experts, etc. All of them eagerly waiting to hear what this intellectual had to say.
    The professor arrived, his sidekick Peter...
    A Cambridge prof was obsessed with studying arachnids, particularly spiders. So obsessed that he had a pet spider that he named Peter.
    Peter aided him a lot in his research, and a few months later the professor announced an important breakthrough in the field of arachnology.
    The lecture hall had a full audience, made up of journalists, fellow professors, spider experts, etc. All of them eagerly waiting to hear what this intellectual had to say.
    The professor arrived, his sidekick Peter on one hand.
    Gently, the spider was placed on the stage floor. The audience was silent, eager to see what was about to happen.
    “Peter,” the professor instructed, “please walk one meter to the left.”
    To everyone’s amazement, the spider did just that!
    Some even rose up in their seats, unable to contain their bewilderment. The professor smiled, taking in all the reactions. He looked at the spider and gave another request:
    “Peter, jump up three times.”
    Jump
    Jump
    Jump
    At this point, the audience was going crazy. The fact that a spider could understand verbal commands was simply science fiction. No one could believe it.
    The professor waited for everyone to calm down, then took Peter. He plucked off all of Peter’s legs and placed him on the ground once again.
    “Peter, move one meter to the right.”
    Peter did not move. Everyone was confused. What was the professor trying to prove?
    Adjusting his glasses, our professor looked up at the audience, and said,
    “You see, I have successfully proven that when you remove all the legs of a spider it goes deaf

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