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  • A young woman brought her fiancé
    home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told her father to find out about the young man. The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.

    “So, what are your plans?” the father asked the young man.

    “I am a biblical scholar,” he replied.

    “A biblical scholar, hmmm?” the father said. “Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?”

    “I will study,” the young man replied,...
    A young woman brought her fiancé
    home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told her father to find out about the young man. The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.

    “So, what are your plans?” the father asked the young man.

    “I am a biblical scholar,” he replied.

    “A biblical scholar, hmmm?” the father said. “Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?”

    “I will study,” the young man replied, “and God will provide for us.”

    “And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?” asked the father.

    “I will concentrate on my studies,”
    the young man replied, “God will provide for us.”

    “And children?” asked the father.
    “How will you support children?”

    “Don’t worry, sir, God will
    provide,” replied the fiancé.

    The conversation proceeded like this, and, each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.

    Later, the mother asked the father,
    “How did it go, honey?”

    The father answered, “He has no job
    and no plans, and he thinks I’m
    God.”

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  • Ơ, vừa thấy ảnh đây mà giờ mất đâu rồi -:(
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      0 · 13/09/17 09:51:18
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      0 · 13/09/17 09:49:00
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        Trả lời · 19/09/17 08:00:40
  • Câu đố -
    You are in room A. The locked door leads to room B. Three switches are in front of you. Only one of them is connected to the light bulb in room B. You will spend five minutes in room A, doing whatever you want. After that, room B will be unlocked, and you have to enter immediately. There you will see the light bulb on a table. You will stay another five minutes in room B, and do whatever you like, but you can't come bạck to room A.
    In the end, I will ask you one question; Which...
    Câu đố -
    You are in room A. The locked door leads to room B. Three switches are in front of you. Only one of them is connected to the light bulb in room B. You will spend five minutes in room A, doing whatever you want. After that, room B will be unlocked, and you have to enter immediately. There you will see the light bulb on a table. You will stay another five minutes in room B, and do whatever you like, but you can't come bạck to room A.
    In the end, I will ask you one question; Which switch turns the light on?
    Solve this game, or the ceiling will slowly crush your body beyond recognition.“

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    • Tây Tây
      0 · 30/08/17 10:31:45
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      0 · 30/08/17 10:38:40
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      0 · 30/08/17 11:02:09
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        Trả lời · 30/08/17 11:10:59
  • A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
    enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
    "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.
    Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110,
    then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm...
    A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
    enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
    "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.
    Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110,
    then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
    Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."
    The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.
    "Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.

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