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Sáu que Tre
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  • Chuyện 18+ The Wedding Test:
    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
    There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was...
    Chuyện 18+ The Wedding Test:
    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
    There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
    One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to Check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
    I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for Better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
    And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

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    • AnhDao
      0 · 16/11/17 08:54:15
    • hippo9999
      0 · 16/11/17 09:33:49
      • Sáu que Tre
        Trả lời · 16/11/17 09:45:17
  • @Bói bói & Tây Tây - Thanks for the email addresses. Hope to see you soon. Có ai làm ở trung tâm SG không?
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    • Sáu que Tre
      0 · 08/11/17 02:49:32
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      0 · 08/11/17 02:53:33
    • Sáu que Tre
      0 · 08/11/17 02:56:55
      • Tây Tây
        Trả lời · 08/11/17 03:06:23
  • @Bói bói - Please check email ......2310@gmail.com @Tây Tây - Please check facebook
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  • Thấy em quần rách anh thương
    Em trề môi hỏi lương bao nhiêu ngàn?
    Gải tai, gải gáy thẹn thùng,
    Lương anh vừa đủ lai quần của em.
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    • Bói Bói
      1 · 07/11/17 01:17:38
      • Nam Phuong
        Trả lời · 07/11/17 05:30:03
  • A British doctor brags to colleagues: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we removed a man's backbone, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he was looking for work."
    The German surgeon replies; “In Germany we removed a section of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he too is looking for work."
    The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took a beating heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he started a new job."
    The American...
    A British doctor brags to colleagues: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we removed a man's backbone, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he was looking for work."
    The German surgeon replies; “In Germany we removed a section of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he too is looking for work."
    The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took a beating heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he started a new job."
    The American doctor sighs, saying; "You are all still behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no backbone and he got a job overnight, as our President."

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